A2M (A-2-M
) n. 1. Stands for ass to mouth. You
put your dick in a girls ass then you put it in her mouth
to let her sample her own ass
NEW abe lincoln (Abe•link•in) n.
1. First begin with doggy style sex, Just before
you climax, give her a donkey punch, then
while she is knocked out, roll her over and ejaculate on
her chin and face then shave off her pubes, and sprinkle
them on the imaginary beard region.
afterblow
(Aft-Err•Blo)
n.
1. The
look on your partners face after farting directly in their
face after they finish sucking you off. Kinda like afterglow,
but better.
air-biscuit (aïre•bïzkït)
v. 1. The act of passing gasses from the rectum.
See also- pooter, fart, stink bomb, bean bomb,
bustin ass,
Alaskan
pipeline (alas•kan
pie-pline) n. 1. The act of taking a shit, freezing
it and then shoving it back into someone's ass.
anal (à•nul) a. 1. Sex involving
the penetration of the sphincter orifice. 2. A person
with an uptight personality.
angry
bull (Ang•ree-Bull) n. 1. When a male has
a penis over 9 inches long and 3 inches wide. 2.
A huge cock
angry
dragon (an•gree
dragen). v. 1. When a chick is giving you head and
right after you cum in her mouth, you bang her on top of
her head so the jizz comes out her nose.
angry pirate, the (an-gree pie-ratt) n. 1. When
ejaculating, launch your load directly into your partners
eyeball. Next get up and kick them in the shin and run to
the door. Quickly look back over your shoulder, and observe
your partner. If done correctly, it should look like you
have a one-eyed, one-legged "Angry Pirate" standing
on your bed.
ankle
spanker (ang-cul spang•kur) n. 1. Slang
term for a large male penis.
aphrodisiac (â•fro•de•zee•ak)
n. 1. Substance that causes sexual arousal.
See also- beer
Arabian
goggles (uh-ray-be-un gaw-guls) n. 1. The act
of a man sitting on a woman's face so that one nut settles
over each eye and the wang rests over her nose.
areola (aïr•e•o•la) n. 1.
Sensitive soft fleshy area surrounding the luscious
nipple. See also- Fun bags, twins, tits,
breast, milk sacks, num nums, jugs, jumblies,
arse
( ärs) n. 1. Chiefly British Slang, Variant
of "ass".
ass
(ass) n. 1. Buttox. 2. Surrounding
the rectum. see also crack v. 1.
Stupid 2. Retard or dumb person. Ex.
Bob sure is being a stupid ass crack today.
ass cannon (ass can•non) a. 1. Slang for
diarrhea.
ass gremlen (ass•grem lein) 1. A Person
Who Prefers Sex Up The Ass 2. A man who will only
give sex up the ass.
ass hole (ass•hôl) n. 1. Sphincter,
rectum 2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable
person. v. See also- ass, rectum, poo hole, brown
eye
ass
monkey (ass mun•
key) v 1. The act of fingering yourself in the butt
rapidly untill you fart.
ass
munch (ass• mùnch) v. n. 1. Eating
out somebody's ass.
2. Slang for a person you don't like. Ex- Damon
is a real assmuch lately!
baby's
arm (be•be's arm) n. 1. Slang for the male
penis.
baby
batter (bebe• båtter) n. 1. Semen.
See also-Jizz, Goo Goo, cum, spunk, love glue
baby
bird, the (bay•bee burd) n. 1. A sexual
technique where you spew into your partner's mouth, then
start to flap your arms and chirp. Then your partner regurgitates
the load back into your own mouth.
baby
gravy (bay-bee gray-vee) n. 1. Slang word for
the male reproductive juices. See also- jizz,
cum, baby batter, goo, spunk,love glue .
backdraft (bak•draft) n. 1. When
a woman farts during anal sex.
badunkadunk
(buh-duhn-kuh-duhn-k) a. 1. The up and down movement
of a girls ass when she walks.
ba-dussy (ba•dussy) a. 1. Booty dick aaannnd
pussy.
bajowa
(ba-JOW•uh
) n. 1. The act of revieing a slap in the face, with
a dick, after giving bad oral sex. As
Dave Chappelle would say, BA-JOWA BITCH!
ball
warmer (bal war•mer) n. 1. A girl who only
make men get a boner and walk away without any sexual intercourse.
2. A girl who doesn't get involved in any sex acts but gets
horny.
barbie-horse, hung like a (bar•bee hor•se)
adj. 1. Little pink pony, self explanatory.
Ex- "He is hung like a Barbie Horse"
bastard
(bas·tard) n. 1. A child born out of wedlock.
bearded
axe wound (beer•dead ax•wound) a. 1. A
slang word for the female reproductive organ.
bearded
clam (bearded clamm) n. 1. A slang word for the
vagina. See also- pussy, box, cunt, beaver, vag
beaver
(bea•vër) n. 1. Slang for the
female sexual reproductive organ. See also-vagina, pussy,
cum mit, ect...
beef
curtains (beef curt•ins) a. 1. A
slang word for the female reproductive organ.
beef
stew (beef steew) n. 1. A form of turd. ie: a
turd that is half liquid and half solid, making it look
like beef stew.
beer
(bìer) n. 1. A fluid substace which
causes the opposite sex to seem more attractive. see
also- aphrodesiac,
beer
goggles (bìer gogglês) n.
1. The drunken state where everyone in the bar looks
good.
bell-end
(bell end) a. 1. A London Cockney slang
word for the male penis, by way of the shape. Also used
as an insult. Ex- "look at that fucking bell-end
over there!"
belly flaker (bell•y flake•r) n. 1.
A man who jerks off and jizz's on his gut, then never
bothers to wipe it off.
berk (Berrr•k) n 1. Berk is short
for Berkshire hunt, which is a london cockney rhyming slang
for the word cunt. Used frequently by the English public
not knowing it's in reference to one of the english languages
strongest foul words. Ex- "You're a berk mate!"
big
brown ( just like it looks ) v. 1. A prison term;
several, if not many, people collect their feces, and put
it all together in a bedsheet and throw it on a passing
gaurd.
bimbo
(bim•bo) a. 1. A person who is easilly
intrigued and easy to obtain sexually. See also-
eazy
birthday
party (birth day•par•tee) v. 1. The act of
administering anal sex on a person of the male gender without
consent, from a person who is of the Male Gender....gay
rape.
see also- Bare Butch Birthday Party
bitch
(be•yotch) n. a. 1. Insult referring to someone
as a lady dog. 2. A female dog.
blueballs (blue•ball•z) a. 1. A devastating
pain of the genitals that is caused by sexual arousal that
is ended premature.
blumpie
or blumpy (blum•pïe) v. 1. The act
of getting blown whilst taking a crap.
blumpkin (blump-kin ) n. 1. The act of placing
cling wrap over your partners mouth and taking a warm poo
in it.
bonch (bon•tch ) n. 1. The space between
a male's scrotum and rectum.
boner
(bo•ner) v. 1. The male organ at prime sexual
arousal. See also- Hard on, Chub rocket,
happy pony ride, barbie horse, weiner, my blaster.
boulders
(BOL-ders) n. 1. A term describing peices of shit
so large, hard, and painful coming out of your ass, it feels
like they are made of granite; hence the name. Usually the
type that make the best splashes in the toilet.
bottom-out (bottôm•out) v. 1.
During sexual intercourse the male organ can not ascend
further into the females vagina.
bowl
painter (bowl paint•er) v. 1. What happens
to your toilet bowl after Mexican food. See also- green
apple splatters, hersey squirts, ass cannon.
box
(box) n. 1. Cardboard material in the
shape of a Cube 2. A slang word for the female vagina.
See also- pussy, cunt, vagina, clam
brown
babies (browne babies)
n.
1. Slang term for
shits. i.e.- "i'm going to drop the little brown babies
off at the pool."
brown eye (brown i) a. 1. Slang for a
butt hole. See also-itchy eye, poo cannon
brown
food (brow•n foo-d) n. 1. Any food that
has pubes, or was made with pubes in it.
brown frown (how it sounds) n. 1. The poo you
get on your face and around your lips after eating someone's
ass.
brown shower (brown show•her) v. 1. The
act of shitting on someone. See also- French
porno's, golden shower, shit head,
brown weld (broun weld) n. 1. An asshole that
has been cauterized shut.
bratworst warrior (broat•worst warrior) a. 1.
Slang for a homosexual male. See also- gay,
butt pirate, rectum ranger, butt zoro,
bumm
dart ( bumm-dart ) n 1. To anal fuck hard core.
2. The act of fucking in the ass really hard.
butt-pirate (bùtt•pirate) n. 1.
Slang for a gay guy who wears a bandana and hoop earrings.
See also- homosexual.
butter face (but
her face) a. 1. Slang for a chick with a great body
"but her face" leaves something to be desired.
camel
toe (kam•el•tow) n. 1. A vagina as
seen through a tight pair of jeans or pants.
cannon
ball (kan-un ball ) n. 1. jumping off of a high
object
with an erection and landing directly in someones butthole.
carpet-muncher
(carpèt•mùncher) n. 1.
The act of licking a females clitoris.
caterpillar
( CAT-ur-pill-ur ) n., v. 1. Slang name for a
turd. EX -"I left a caterpillar the size of my arm
in the john yesterday". 2. The act of taking
a crap. EX - (When used as a verb)"That guy caterpillared
a four incher in the guys car seat over the weekend".
chach
(ch-a-ch) n. 1.Yet another synonym for the vagina.
2.What you would call your friend if he was acting
like a pussy.
Charlottes Web (Shar-Lets-web) n. 1. The act
of Ejaculating all over your partners face and cris-crossing
the pattern as you spray.
chewed
up mung bean face ( can u read retard? ) n. 1.
MUng Bean= ugly vegetable. Chewed up mung bean= hideous
*editors note -I dont get this this one?
chewls
(chè•wels) n. 1. Pieces of toilet
paper that gets stuck to the inner lining of your sphincter
orifice.
chili
dog ( Chill•E dogg) n. 1. When Male Shits
on Females Chest and then proceeds to TittyFuck her.
chin-nuts (chïn•ùtz) n.
1. Occurs during oral intercourse, where
the scrotum of the male genitals rests on the chin of the
partner female/male. See Also -Tea Bag
chub
(chub) n. 1. When the penis isnt hard,
or soft, but in between. Ex: "I had a chub when
I saw that chick". Ex 2: "I was chubbin'
the other night on my date".
chub rocket (chùb•rock•èt) n.
1. Slang for the male erection. Ex- "man..
she gives me a chub rocket."
chubbo
(chub•ò) n. 1. An largely
proportioned girl. See also- Fat ass, blimp
chubbie
(chubb•ie) a. 1. Slang for the male erection.
chode
(choe•de) n. 1. The portion of skin between
the scrotum and anus. Ex -"what a chode licker that
guy is."
See also- taint
chocolate hostage (chock•o•lit hoss•tige)
n. 1. Slang term for a turd, a piece of shit, or
poop.
chocolate starfish (chocolate star fish) a. 1.
Slang for the butthole. 2. The name of a shitty
Limp dick album.
circle-jerk (circ•le jerk) v. 1. A room
of males that are building towards orgasm onto the face
of a person. See also- the end of
a gangbang porno.
clam
(klam) a.
1. Slang term for the vagina.
clam jam (clamm jam) a. 1. Term used to
describe vaginal secretions.
NEW
cleveland steamer ( cleev-land stee-mer ) n. 1.
While
titty-fucking a woman, defecating* on her chest at the same
time as cumming. *def·e·cate means shit..stupid.
clit (clee lit) n. 1. Abbreviated form of
clitoris.
clunt
( cluh-nt ) n. 1. The area between a womans vagina
and
clitoris. See also- Gunt
cock
(côck) n. 1. Slang word for the male
reproductive organ 2. Male chicken. see also-
peinis, dick, baby's arm, love muscle, peter, willie, worm,
one eyed purple yougurt slinger, mr happy, mushroom tip,
bigguy, D, daddys little man, Mr. T
cock-block
(côck•blok) v. 1. The act of stopping
another man from having sexual relations with the girl/guy
he is interested in. Can also be done by another woman(usually
her friends)
cock
holster ( kok hole-ster ) n. 1. Slang for a woman.
cock
knocker (Cok•nok-er) n. 1. When you get
kicked in the nuts, or general area, or sombody who kicks
in the nut area. Can also be used in a way to make fun of
somebody. "Your such a Cock Knocker"
cock
ring (côck ring) n. 1. A piece of metal
worn on the penis.
cock
smoker (côck smo•ker) a. v. 1. Slang
word ford Oral sex performed on a male. Mainly used as an
gay orientated insult. Ex-"That guy Brent is a real
Cock smoker"
cock sucker (côck•sucker) n. 1.
Usually what you call a person you dont like, reference
to a homosexual male 2. what you call a really good
date.
cock
warmers ( kok war-myrhs ) n. 1. Slang for tits.
corning (korn•ing) v. 1. The act
of releasing gas on a persons head while they are sleeping.
cornhole
(korn•hol) a. 1. To have anal intercourse with
someone. 2. Gay rape with an object.
colonel
sanchez (cour•nel san•chez) v. 1. The
act of drawing a colonel sanders(the fried chicken) mustache/goatee
on your partners face, with poo. see also-
dirty sanchez
crabs
(krabs) n. 1. Body lice found in the pubic area,
that makes you itch.
crack
(cràk) n. 1. The line in your buttox.
2. Highly potent drug also known as cocaine. see
also- crack whore.
crack
whore (cràk•whoar) n. 1. Girl
who will do anything for drugs. 2. someone who is
acts weird.
crap
(krap) v. 1. To defecate. 2. Feces 3. somthing
you dont like. i.e. - "This is crap!"
crotch
(krotch) n. 1. The reigon between your
legs. See also-Fire crotch.
cum
(cùm) n. 1. Male semen. See
also- jizz, love goo, baby batter.
cunt
(c•ùnt) n. 1. Slang word for the
female organ. See also- vagina,
pussy, bad date, bitch, blue balls, clam.
cunt
rag (kun•t-Rag) n. 1. Occurs when a guy
hangs around a whore all the time, and she uses him for
anything she wants.
cutch
(cut•ch) n. 1. The female version of a taint.
see also- taint
dank
wanker
(Dank-Wank-er) n.
1. The
act of having sex and hitting your partners penis so hard,
it goes limp. This lets them know its bad sex.
date
(da•te)
1. Anus
or rectum. Editors note- Steve..please elaborate.
Good date=anal? what the fuck are you talking about? or
do you mean an anus looks like a date=the fruit?
defecate
(deaf•i•kate) v. 1. To void feces from
the bowels or shit.
dick
(dïck) n. 1. Slang for male organ. see
also- penis, baby's arm, love muscle,
peter, willie, worm, one eyed purple yougurt slinger, mr
happy, mushroom tip, big guy, D, daddys little man, the
hammer, E.T., dong,
dick
cheese (dick cheese) a. 1. The stuff found on
a dirty dick.
dick
head (dik head) a. 1. Commonly used as a derogatory
term.
dildo (dill•do) n. 1. Used by a woman for
pleasure. 2. Used by a man for pleasure. 3. A
fake or prosthetic penis.
dill
hole (dill•hôle) n. 1. Slang
word for the Ass hole.
dirt-road
(dirt-road) n 1. Slang word for the anus. See
also- anus, rectum. dill hole.
dirty
sanchez (dir•ty san•chezz) v. 1. The
act of drawing a mustache on your partners face, with poo.
Ex- that dirty sanchez looks good on you! see
also- Colonel sanchez
dipshit
(dip shit) a. 1. Commonly used as a derogatory term.
doin'
a debbie (do•ing
a deb•bie)
a 1. Shaggin' a woman who looks like a bloke
(a guy)
doo-doo-hole
(doo•doo•holè) n. 1. See last
3 entries.
domin'
(do•min') v. 1. The act of giving oral sex.
dong
(don•gg) n. 1. Slang for the male penis.
dingleberry
(din•gle•beri)
n. 1. The shitty dreadlocks you get around a hairy
butthole from not cleaning your ass.
dinger
(di•ng-er
) n. 1. Slang for a penis.
donkey
punch (dön•key punch) v. 1. While having
intercourse doggy style, pull out, shove into anus without
permission, and punch your partner in the back of the head.
Resulting muscle clench giving intensifying satisfaction.
door
handle (Dorr han•dell) n. 1. The town whore/slut.
Seeing that doorhandles are used all the time, so is the
town whore. See also- the town bike.
douche
bag (de•uche baaag) n. 1. Something that
a woman uses to clean herself. 2. An insult. i.e.-She
is such a douche bag.
double duper, the (da bel due pr) n. v. a. 1.
When having anal sex, spit on the partners back so they
think that you ejaculated on their back, and when they turn
around, on one side of their face ejaculate, and on the
other smack them
with your poop infested penis.
double-up (double•up) v. 1. Wearing
two prophylactics(for a partner who might have a STD.
Ex- "she's dirty you'd better double up on that
bitch".
DSL
( D•S•L
) n. 1. Dick - Sucking - Lips. Girls (or Guys) with
fat ass lips made for sucking dick.
dukie (dukiê) n. 1. Slang word for poop.
see also- Poo, shit, crap, brown baby,
baby ruth, bomb, torpedo, log,
dutch fuck (dutch fuk) v. 1. To fuck someone
between the breasts.
dutch oven (dutch ov•en) n. 1. When you
take a girl under the sheets; then fart and you come up
above the sheets and hold her under the sheets.
dweller
(d•wellar) a. 1. A guy that waits for sperm
to ooze out of the vagina, so he (or she, 3 way?) can lick
it.
dyke (dike) a. 1. Slang for Lesbian. see
also- clam smaker,
NEW
Eiffel
Tower (Eye•Full-Tower) n. 1. When a girl
is double teamed by males in the doggystyle position. She's
giving a head to one, and the other is attacking from behind.
The Eiffel Tower takes place when the males look at each
other, smile with content, and give a double high five in
the air. Bon appetit!
ejaculate (ejack•you•late) v. 1. blowing
you load.
elephant
walk (ele•phant walk) v. 1. A game, where
you put one thumb in your mouth and the other in a partners
butt. Then the partner in the front proceeds to walk around
the room, if the thumb comes out of the butt, you switch
thumbs.
emeril, the (Em•err•ril) n. 1.
The act of fucking a chick doggy style, pulling out, spitting
on her back and cumming in your hand. When she turns around
throw the cum on her face and yell BAM!
english teabag, the (Eng•lish tea bag•g)
1. While giving a teabag, take a shit on the face of
the recipient and now you have- "Tea and crumpets".
see also- teabaggin, steemin' tebag
enraged sexism (En-raged Sex•I-zm) n. 1.
When there is a girl you like so much and you want to fuck
her but you can't. 2. When you are going out with
a girl but she doesn't want to have sex.
erection (ee•wreck•shun) a. 1. Blood
flow to the penis swelling the membrane causing rigidity.
see also- hard on, boner, tent pole, one eyed monster,goo
slinger, Mr Happy, woodrow, love missile.
erupting volcano (ee•ruptt
ing vol•kano)
n. 1. After anal sex, the receiver spreads cheeks
and ejaculates back out
