kinky
(kink-E)
n. 1. Any type of rather abnormal sex, or
sex involving lesbains, and dildos.
knuckle-shuffle on the piss pump (nuk-ul shuf-ul
on the pis puhm-p) v. 1. Male masturbation,
i.e. "He's doin' the knuckle-shuffle on the ol'piss
pump.
krispy
cream (chris•pee
cream) n.
1. What
you find stuck to three day old boxers.
lawn
mower (laun
mowher) a.
1. The
act of eating out a hairy box.
limppy
(lim•ppy)
n 1. Slang word for penile dysfunction.See
also -limpo, Viagra, wet noodle, boner killer
log
(lög) n. 1. Slang word for fecal matter.
2. Long or huge shit. i.e. - Who left the log
in the toilet?
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love
glue (love glu•e) n. 1. Slang for semen.
love
mit (luv mitt) n. 1. Slang for a condom.
love
rocket (luv rok•it) n. 1. Slang for a boner.
love
snot (luv snott) 1. Slang for jizz. Ex- I
shot my love snot into her meat kleenex.
lucky
Pierre (luk•ee pee•airre) a. 1. The
middle guy in a three way gay sandwich.
lumpkin (lump-kin) n. 1. Receiving oral pleasure
while defecating. See also- blumpkin
man-pleaser
(maan-puh-lee-zurr) n. 1. AKA
mouth. Typically used in an insulting fashion i.e. "Shut
your man-pleaser bitch!"
masturbate (mas•tur•bate) v. 1. The
act of self stimulation. see also- spankin' it, flogging,
pud whackin', petting the dolphin, jerking off, beating
your meat, spankin the monkey.
merkle (mur•kuhl') n. 1. A
prosthetic hairpiece for vaginal hair
meat kleenex (meet cleen•x) 1. Slang for
the pussy. Ex- I shot my love snot into her meat kleenex.
mexican breath mint (mex•i•can bre•a•the
mint•t) 1. When a girl is tossing your salad,
fart in her mouth.
mexican
bull whip (mex•i•can büll whip) n
1. The act of shitting diarrhea in a sock and hitting
someone in the face. See also- Indian Bull Whip
M.I.L.F. (M.I.L.F) 1. Acronym for Mom I'd
Like to Fuck.
minge (minge..fuck I dont know!) a. 1. The female
genitalia (word is mostly used in many European cultures)
monkey
(mo•n•key) n. 1. Slang word for the
male sexual organ. See also - Spanking,
the
mountain piss (Mount•in-Piss-) n. 1. When
you and your friends piss in a empty bottle of Mountain
Dew, and bring it to school and make a lesbain drink it
thinking its Mountain Dew.
moontang
(MOON-tang) v. 1. Slang term for anal sex
mudshark
( MUD-shark ) n. 1. White guy who likes to have
sex with black women.
muff
(muh-f ) n. 1. A slang term for female genitalia.
muff
diving (muh-f die•ving ) v. 1. Cunilingus,
IOW to perform
oral sex on a woman.
mung (mûng) v. to mung; munging. 1.
The act of burying a dead woman for three weeks, digging
up the corpse with a companion, placing the mouth over the
female genitalia and having the companion step on the abdomen
of the corpse....
neapolitan,
the (knee•a•pal•itin) a. 1. The
act of punching your partner in the nose then cumming on
their chin and finally taking a shit on their chest.
nookie
(nook•ie) a. 1. Sex. Ex- "I did it for
the nookie"
nutt
(nûtt) v. 1. Slang word for a male orgasm.
ex- I just nutted in my pants!
old
faithful (old
faith full)
1. The
act of shooting your load in to a girl's belly button. Then
punch her just below her stomach making the load shoot out
like a fountain. Take a picture for extra fun.
one
eyed chinese man with a turtleneck sweater (You figure
it out!) n. 1. A rather lengthy slang term for the
penis.
o-ring
(o•ring) n. 1. The opening of your buttox.
ex- I think I just blew a o-ring in the bathroom.
oreo
(oh•re•oh) a. 1. A three way with two
black guys banging a white girl in the middle.
orgasm
(orgà•sm) v. 1. The ultimate state
of pleasure during sexual intercourse.
