pearl
necklace (peerl
neck•lase)
n. 1.
The
act of making a semen "pearl necklace". Ex-When
you are about to blast, pull back and shoot the load on
her neck in a "U" shape.
paunch
cock (pawn-sh
kahk) n.
1. The
fatty area between the vag and the belly. See also: gunt
NEW pickle
tickler (pic•kle
tick•le•r) n. 1. Anyone who plays
with your dick(could be a man or woman). 
pie
hole (pie•hole) n. 1. Slang word for the
female reproductive organ. See also- Pussy, beaver,
pillow
talk (pill•o
talk) n. 1. When you tell a bitch what she wants
to here so she gives up the pussy.
pink
sock (pi•nk
sok) n. 1. Originating in the nursing home industry,
pink sock refers to the protruding anus of older men. As
they age, their sphincters loosen and their anuses sag out
, giving an inside/out, pink sock visual.
prairie
dog (prair ie dog) 1. A shit tha is just "peeking"
its head out of your ass.
prawn
(praw•nn ) n. 1. A guy or girl who has a
good body and an ugly head.
prick
(prik) n. a. 1. Slang for the penis. 2. Common
slang for bad drivers.
NEW
Princess Di, the (Prin•ses die) a 1. While
receiving roadhead, slam on the brakes and watch her head
slam into the steering wheel and honk the horn.
prison pussy (priz on puss y) n. 1. A Prison
Term meaning a prison inmate who has a mustache and a goat
tee has a prison pussy. For Example two prison inmates
are talking: "Hey that inmate Faso has a real nice
prison pussy."
pubic
(pu•bïc) a. 1. Word describing your
lower reigons.
pubic
hair(pu•bïc Harè) a. 1. The
stuff in your teeth. 2. The stuff on the rim of the urinal
at work.
pud
(pud) n. 1. Slang word for the male organ. Ex-
That guy just slaps his pud all day at work.
punching
the clown (pun•chin tha clown•n) 1. Slang
for Masturbation.
pungent tuna (pun gent tune a) v. 1. What blistered
disease infected cunts smell like after 3 weeks neglected.
punnannie (pu•nannie) n. 1. Slang for female
sex organ.
poonani
( poo - nany ) n. 1. Another word for poonai, cunt,
fanny, etc
poonai
( poon - eye ) n. 1. Another
word for poonani, cunt, twat, fanny, etc
poop
sandwich ( poop-sand•witch
) n. 1. This occurs when not thoroughly wiping ones
ass after shitting, leaving fecal residue and tissue between
the ass cheeks.
poo
stab (poo stab) n. 1. The act of anal sex.
poor
white trash (pour wite tr•A•sh) n. 1. A
Hillbilly, Redneck, or any stupid person who is white. i.e.
-"D"
pooter (puo•ter) v. 1. Slang for passing
gas. Ex- who just potered ? See Also- Fart, air biscut
poke
(po•ke) v. 1. Slang for sex.
pork
(por•k) n. 1. Another word for sex. v.
2. The Act of having sex. (Porking)
porno
(pornô) n. 1. Adult entertainment.
P.P.M.S.
(P.P.M.S) a. 1. Permanent P.M.S. -See also- bitch
queef
(qweef) v. 1. When a female farts from her vagina.
queef
bubble (queff bu•ble)
n. 1. done by females, jizz in her pussy, and hope she queefs.
If it works you should see bubbles.
queer
(kweer) a. 1. Another word for gay/homo.
quickie
(kwickie) a. 1. The act of having sex in a hurry.
i.e.- in the bathroom or before work.
rag
(râg) n. 1. Slang for female period.
reach-around
(reach-a•round) v. 1. A sexual position.
rectum
ranger (rek•tum rang•er) n. 1. Slang
for a gay male.
red wings (redd wïngs) n. 1. in Hell's
Angels circles those with Red Wings have eaten out the boss'
old lady while she is menstruating and after she has been
fucked by every
available member of the group.
retard
(re•tard) n. 1. A person who acts stupid.
Note- Do not call people with downsyndrome a "retard",
because this is not P.C.
riding
the cotton pony ( ri•ding th-a c•otton pony)
a. 1. When a woman has her period. See also-
On the Rag
ringpeice (ring peace) a 1. The butt hole, or
used in place of the word "asshole" Ex- "That
guys a real ringpeice"
road head (road•head) v. 1. Oral sex
while operating a car or school bus.
rodeo
fuck (Ro•deo fuk) v. 1. When taking a girl
from behind whisper in her ear that her sister is better
than her and hold on for the ride. NEW
2.
When taking a girl from behind, pull her hair and whisper
into her ear "I have Crabs" and hold on for dear
life.
rolling
the bean (rol-eeng dtha-been) n. 1. The female
act of clitoral mastrubation.
Roman
Soldier (ro-min sold-jer ) n. 1. The act of placing
your genitalia over someones face so that your balls cover
their eyes and your penis covers their nose, immitating
a roman soldier mask.
rusty trombone (ruhstee trahmbone) n. 1. The
act of giving an anal rim job and handjob at the same time.
"playing the rusty trombone".
sanding
the peg leg (sand'in tha' peg leg) a. 1. The
act of male masturbation.
sausage
fest (sau•sage fest) n. 1. A party with
more men than women.
schlong
(sch•loäng) a. 1. Slang for penis.
Ex- "D got hit in the eye with J's schlong"
sea
cucumber (See-Q-Cumber) n. 1. This is when after
your partner cums, you take your penis quit and shove it
in her mouth covered in her own Fluids.
shart
(shar•t
) n.
1. When
you fart and shit comes out. Commonly referred to when wearing
clothing and farting shit in your pants.
See
also- Touching cloth
UPDATED
shit also shat shit·ting, shits (shi•tt)
n. a. 1. The act of moving passing waste through
the anus. 2. Excrement. 3. Something you do
not like. i.e. "this is shit."
Idioms:
get (one's) shit together-To get organized; put one's
affairs or possessions in order.
give a shit-To care the least bit.
no shit-Used to express disbelief. Used to express
contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
shit bricks/a brick-To become extremely worried or
frightened.
up shit creek (without a paddle)-In dire circumstances
with no hope of help.
when the shit hits the fan-When the situation goes
awry; when trouble starts.
Cool
Note: Old scool stuff-[Middle English the word was shitten,
probably from Old English -sciten (as in besciten, covered
with excrement), past participle of *sctan. See skei- in
Indo-European Roots.] No shit!
shit
box (shit box) n. 1. Toilet.
shrimping
(Sh-rim-p•ing) n. 1. The art of blowing
a load into
someone's ass and sucking it back out. See also
-feltching
singing bush (sing•ing bush) a. 1. The act
of forcefully penetrating a vagina with a penis or other
object (in order for the vagina to collect air) several
times, then rapidly pulling out the object so that the vagina
farts(quief) then covering parts of the vagina so that you
get different notes. See also -quief
skid marks (skiid marks) a. 1. Shit stains left
in underwear, even after they are washed.
skull
action (skull action) v. 1. The act of getting
head.
sloppy
seconds (Slop•py-se•conds) a. 1. Sexual
term refering to 2nd in line for sex, or having afterwards.
smagma
(smag•ma) n. 1. Slang for the junk found in
the skin of an un circumsized penis. See also- dick cheese
snowball
-ing -er (Snow-Ball) n. 1. The process of getting
head, and ejactulating in your partners mouth, then kissing
them and having your cum go back into your own mouth and
then back into their mouth.
snorkel
-er -ing (snork•ler) a. 1. A person
who sniffs a girls seat when they get up.
south sandwich (South-Sand-witc•h) n. 1.
When a girl has two cocks in her at once. IE- One in the
vagina, and one in the ass. OR One in the pussy and one
in the ass. OR Two in the ass...well you get the point.
See also- Southern Sandwich
spank bank (span•k bank) n. 1. Visual material
stored for the purpose of masturbating later. 2.
A physical bank to drop off jizz, for procreation.
spanking it(spa•nk) v. 1. Slang for masturbation.
See also - Whackin' it, beating, floggin
spooge
(spoooge) v. 1. To cum.
squick (Sk•wik) n. 1. The act, or incidence,
of squicking (cf)|| 2 v. Penetrative cranial sexual
intercourse, distinguished from the more prosaic "Skullfucking"
by the explicit introduction of an orifice by mechanical
means, usually trepanning (cf)|| 3. n. Tool used
for squicking, normally a bone hole saw or wide, flat bone
drill bit.
stab
(stÄb) v. 1. The act sex with a girl. Ex
" Hey Glen I'd stab that..yea"
Star-Spangled
Teabag (Star spang-eld tee-bag ) n. 1. Putting
your balls in someone's mouth and having them hum the national
anthem.
stiffy (sti•ffy) n. 1. Slang for hard male
reproductive organ.
steamin' t-bag (steeem•in' t båg) v. 1.
The act of filling your partner's mouth up with piss then
dipping your nutsack in. See also- teabag
taint
(tàint) n. 1. The area of skin between
one's rectum and genetalia. also known as perenium. see
also - gooch
taka-taka
(just like it looks) v. 1. Japanese word for fuck.
tallywacker
(Tal-e-wak-ur) n. 1. Slang name for penis (I think
it might have started in England).
tart cart (tarrt kart) n. 1. The vehicle
that retarded people "special kids" take to school.
See Also - Short Bus
teabagger
(teâ•bag•ger) v. 1. Putting ones
scotum on anothers head (across the bridge of the nose)
while they are sleeping. See also- steamin' teabag.
tigolebitties
(tig-ol-bih-tees) n. 1. Slang for large breasts.
i.e. "Check out the tigolebitties on that chick!"
titty
-s (titt•ies) 1. Slang for femal boobs.
titty
fuck -ing -er (tit•ie
fuk•ing)
a. 1. The
act of putting your dick between a chick's tits, then having
her squueze them together tightly while you pund away.
trouser
chili (trow•zer
chilli) n 1. The
act of shitting in your pants.
tosser
(Toss•err) a. 1. An english slang word for a
person who masterbates frequently, often used as an insult
if someone acts like an asshole. See also- Wanker.
turd (tûrd) n. 1. A piece of excrement.
See also- Shit, poo, crap, caca, poo, ect ect
tumble
weeds (tum bule weeds ) n. 1. When you put your
hairy balls in your girlfriends eyes and then fart in her
face, so the last thing she sees is two brushy weeds blow
by her face with a burst of hot wind..
twat (t•wât) n. 1. Slang word for
the female sex organ.
twinkle
toes (Twinkle-Toes) n. 1. The act of "Fingering"
your partner with your toes.
